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THE DESPERATION SCALE
0 = When you've just been and couldn't possibly wee whatever.
1 = You don't need it, but you could probably wee if you tried
2 = The very first thought of needing a wee
3 = Very slight so that if you were going out and someone asked you, you'd probably go
4 = You know you need a wee but you don’t really have to do any thinkingabout it or holding. But you know you should go. For example, you'vejust walked out of the cafe and think, ‘I should have gone while I wasin there because I won't get to a loo for another few hours now, but I can't be bothered to go back in.’
5 = The stage where you start planning… For example, “I'm going to go when I've finished doing this” If you were out, you would think of maybe finding a toilet.
6 = You might mention it to someone else, so that you can go to the loo. Like maybe, "I need to find a toilet soon" … but at that point you'll still walk into the next shop. If you were at home just reading a book, you would probably go now.
7 = You might say, “no let's find that toilet first” .. Its the “I definitely need to go” and “I ought to do something about it stage”.
8 = Getting bad urges.. Visible signs of needing to go if alone.
9 = The first signs of holding it if you are out in public, like needing to cross your legs.
10 = You REALLY need to go. Often fidgety if sitting down. Concentrating on it.You would only keep holding it at this point if you were somewhere with no toilets, or if you were busy so happy to fidget a bit.
11 = Its hurting a bit...and you could really do with a toilet... lots of tensing up and needing to fidget. You would stop even if you were busy and go to the loo. This is the last stage where a normal person would go if at all possible!!!
12 = God I'm bursting! Not easy to sit still. Needing to concentrate on it all the time.
13 = Starting to get worried about not being able to hold it. Really putting effort into it. Having to hold in a noticeable way. An onlooker could tell by your body language, that you need the toilet.
14 = Unable to sit down properly, and if standing up, unable to stand still.
15 = Knowing that what ever you do, you don't have much longer. Having to find a toilet soon or else!!! Probably having to put your hand down there and hold on.
16 = I need the loo RIGHT NOW!!!!! Big pee dances, Leg twisting, Frozen to the spot etc.All you are thinking is "I need a wee, I need a wee, I need a wee."
17 = THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF LOSING IT
18 = First Spurt
19 = Leaking
20 = Wetting
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